The Incorporated States of NSC Puppet 115 is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.235 billion NSC Puppet 115ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient NSC Puppet 115ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 177,380 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 520,473 per year while the poor average 47,654, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Young people avoid opening doors for the elderly with impunity, octogenarian models insist that they've still got it, children use fake IDs to purchase candy, and retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NSC Puppet 115's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

NSC Puppet 115 is ranked 277,889^th in the world and 2,078^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 32.2 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.